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A Very Retail Christmas: An Open Letter

I’ve worked in retail environments for a number of years. So I should be used to the way people behave, but I’m surprised by it every year. This is an open letter to the general populace.

The selfishness, the anger, the ridiculousness. It never ceases to amaze me how childish you people can be when you don’t get your way. When you don’t get the blue one, because only the red ones are left. When the store IS RUINING CHRISTMAS for your children because they have the wrong Spiderman action figure. Ugh.

I just want to grab you and shake you until you’re dizzy and drooling. Tell you just to chill out. Because, hey, they’ve still got Spiderman toys. YOUR CHILD’S CHRISTMAS IS NOT RUINED. Because they’re still getting presents, they’re still going to feel loved, they’re still going to just disregard them in a few days anyway.

CHRISTMAS IS SAVED, but the world is a worse place because you can’t seem to grow up. Can’t seem to see past your own nose. Can’t seem to comprehend a world outside of you. So get over yourself. Take a long look at your life, your family. Be happy. Get the other toy instead. Because, after all, it’s still going to be awesome for your kid. The world won’t collapse. Your child (probably) won’t murder you in your sleep. It’s still going to be great watching your kid tear into all those presents you bought.

No matter what, no action great or small, can ever stop the world from spinning. Remember that.

Sincerely,
Thursday’s Child

Dreamstory Part 2

(This is a continuation of my dreamstory. Part 1)

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He opened the door. Cigarettes. Syrup. Urine. Burnt hair. The poker and blackjack tables were all upturned, chips scattered everywhere Oh my god! I should get some.. No. Keep focused. What is going on here? Where is everyone? Carefully picking his way though the debris, he reaches the door to the slot machine floor.

He slowly pushed the door open, and on first glimpse of the casino floor and the acrid stench of burnt hair and flesh reached his nose, he vomited. Cigarettes. Syrup. Death. Vomit.

As he regained what was left of his senses, he looked into the room. Through the smoke, he could see the slot machines on the floor, still flashing and beeping and buzzing. Their cheerfulness violently contrasting the apocalyptic seen in front of him. Bodies, hundreds of them, heaped upon the tables where the slots used to be.

Still smoking, sizzling, these were hardly recognizable as humans. Burnt and mangled, the demons played Mister Potato Head with them. Ripping limb from trunk, and reattaching with reckless abandon: arms, eyes, ears, noses. A human mosaic. A Picasso in flesh. Cigarettes. Smoke. Vomit.

Clambering over the chirping slots, he made for the front door. Terrified, speechless. He was going to leave his fellow gamblers to the same fate as these tortured souls. I have to get out of here. What IS this? What ARE THOSE? The sounds stopped. The lights shut off. A siren wails from no where, increasing in volume and pitch, like those sirens on public emergency broadcasts.

He falls. Shit. Shit shit shit. His ears splitting, he looks around him, trying to find an exit. In the dim light entering the glass front doors, he sees them. The bodies. Grotesque marionettes: dancing, flying, flailing this way and that. Mouths agape, sirens wailing in unison. Both a terrible and oddly beautiful sight. Or, it could have been in another time, another place. A unholy choir, singing of death.

But right now, he was too scared to realize his bowels evacuated. Too scared to realize his ankle was broken, and he wasn’t going to be running anywhere. Too scared to realize the bodies stopped screaming, and it was now just his own screams filling the room. But the others in the lounge weren’t. They heard the sirens, just as they now hear his screams. I thought he was looking for help? What’s going on out there? Cigarettes. Syrup. Urine.

Two of the puppets close in on him, grab his arm. Pull. Popping as his shoulders dislocate, and more screaming. He rises into the air, and stares into the fluorescing upside down eyes of the puppet before him. That child’s voice again–Laughing. Giggling. Almost innocent.–escapes the crooked mouth, and tells him “Don’t worry, mister. This is going to be fun!”

And with that, a bright light fills the room, engulfing him in flame, smells of sulfur and death. His screaming crescendos and then. Full Stop. His body no different than the bodies of the hundreds lying below. Twisted and surreal. Fire. Sulfur. Cigarettes. Syrup.

“See?” Giggle. “Fun!”

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And so ends part 2. Part 3 will come soon.

Ferrofluid

I’m pretty wiped out for some reason. Just had a lot on my mind, I guess, and working a lot. So just a video today, but arguably the most awesome video I’ve ever posted.

I think I’m going to have to try this one out.

30 Days of Truth 6: Hope Never To

(An on-going project to discover truth in and about ourselves. See the others here)

Day 06 → Something you hope you never have to do.

As I was thinking about this post, it began to dawn on me how incredibly selfish my answer to this question is. And how utterly unrealistic it is.

I hope I never have to watch a loved one die. Okay. There it is. It’s cliche and lame, and I know that, but it’s still my answer all the same. I do not fear death. I never really have. What I fear is living alone. My parents or my brother or my wife dead, and some how or other, I’ve survived them all. I hope I never have to see that happen. Even though I know I probably will, for some at least.

It’s an undeniable fact of life that it ends. I fear not that end for me, but for them. Because it means I’ll be left here alone. I know, right? That’s pretty disgustingly selfish, but I can’t help it. I really just can’t imagine how things will be without them. We may not always agree or get along, but dammit, we’re close. And I depend on all of them. In some way or other, anyhow.

I hope I never have to watch them die. I hope I never have to figure out how to pick up the pieces and move on. I hope I never have to sit in some church alone amidst the empty faces sitting around me. I hope I never have to give a heart-felt eulogy when I won’t even know how to feel inside.

I hope I never have to. But I know I probably will. And I hope I can handle it when I do.

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