Category: Creative Nonfiction


Ethiopia Reflections and Pictures pt. 2

This recounting won’t really follow the trip’s actual itinerary; rather, it’ll be in the order of 1)the pictures that I’ve gotten processed and 2)what I’m thinking about at the moment.

Most of the pictures I have processed came from the Bantu region, which is the most remote place we stayed during our time there. If memory serves, we were there for four days, sleeping in the empty ward rooms of a clinic in the area, no electricity, a 2 burner gas stove with which to cook for 9 people, and all the mosquitoes you could ever ask for.

The riverbed, nearly dry, as the dry season came to an end and the rainy season began.

The scenery outside the barbed wire boundary, which during the days made me feel as if we were carnival fare: objects of gross fascination, spectacles of the macabre or something, as the kids (who were all, supposedly, supposed to be in school) stood staring at us for hours when we had some down time. Never being one to disappoint an audience, I took to entertaining them by juggling rolls of toilet paper.

A couple of families lived inside the clinic, and when we arrived, the smallest boy just stared wide-eyed as all of these white people piled out of the van. Until I got out. At that point, the boy ran and hid behind his mother’s skirts, at the site of this, well, mountainous mountain man. I’m a pretty corpulent fellow, and I have a large beard, and at the time, my hair was also pretty long, too, so I can’t really blame the kid.

After we pulled out the Frisbee and taught a few of the people there how to play (they were almost instantaneously better than we were), the little boy, whose name I could never pronounce and have now forgotten completely, decided that we weren’t so bad after all. He ran around with us, picking up the Frisbee and throwing it as hard as he could, usually resulting in the Frisbee’s landing about 3 feet behind him. Just thinking about it now curls my all too cynical lips into a smile.

After a couple of days, he warmed up to me, and rather enjoyed playing with my beard. He also rather enjoyed playing with my camera, and I was glad of his extreme youth, which allowed me to keep the camera just out of reach.

The boy was truly a joy to have around, and we all had a good time playing chase or peek-a-boo, or whatever other games we could play through both the language and age barriers. He lifted our spirits in the midst of some pretty heavy times on the trip, and his presence couldn’t have been more welcome.

More stories from Ethiopia tomorrow!

NaBloPoMo entry #8.

Ethiopia Reflections and Pictures pt. 1

I’ve talked about Ehtiopia before, but I finally got around to going through a bunch more of the pictures I took while I was there, and it’s made me all nostalgic and whatnot.

So, here’s some photos with stories attached to them. Enjoy!

First and foremost, for those of you who want the penny-a-word version, the trip was great. So, if you want to stop there, you can, I guess, but remember: I know where you live. Is he kidding? I don’t know!


First off, despite how jokingly you’ve used the phrase “Africa is far away,” Africa really is far away. Total travel time was approximately 26 hours each way. On the way there, I was awake for most of that because, well, I’m fat, and I find airplanes to be exceedingly uncomfortable. It didn’t really help that I was all a-jitter for the adventure ahead of us. The weirdest thing on the flight from Dallas to Frankfurt had to be flying into the sunset, and a few hours later, flying into the sunrise. I mean, sure, I’ve stayed up all night, and I’ve even watched the sun rise, but doing so in a plane was just a little surreal, especially considering that “night” only lasted a couple of hours.

Anyway, in Frankfurt, three of us got bumped up to Lufthansa business class, which rocked. Seats that recline all the way back, choosing the movie or whatever to watch, ahh. Bliss. Truly.

When we finally landed in Addis, we were all tired, but we had to go through customs and get our visas and all that fun stuff, but that was all relatively smooth. When we got out of the airport, it had been just over 26 hours since we had all met in Dallas. What a day that had been, but we were able to have one final adventure that day, however. When we got to the hotel, we were met by, or I should say we interrupted, a grand gathering, about 30-40 men were crowded into the lobby of our hotel watching the soccer game on the 15 or 20 inch TV they had there. The rancor grew silent as we came trudging in, 7 white college students, each carrying two large bags (one of personal effects and one of supplies). Amid the stares, we were quickly funneled upstairs to our rooms, where we each collapsed for the night.

The real adventure would, like the rest of this story, have to wait until tomorrow.

NaBloPoMo Entry #7

Learning Something New

I like to learn something new every day. I don’t care if it’s something about myself, the world around me, an odd fact, whatever; I just like to learn new things.

Last night, I had a very eye-opening experience. I received a call on my cell phone, which in and of itself is a big enough surprise, so I answered. The woman on the other end asked if she could please speak with Kathy. Not having an alter-ego named Kathy of which I am aware, nor having anyone in the immediate vicinity by the name of Kathy, I kindly informed her that she had dialed the wrong number. She was grateful for the information and hung up, assumedly, to try a new number.

I, it seemed, had assumed incorrectly. No sooner than I had laid down my phone did it begin to ring anew, the same number flashing on the screen. I chuckled at the poor woman’s confusion, and answered again to reassure her that she still did, indeed, have the wrong number. The next thing I heard was completely unexpected, unexpected as the giant foot was unexpected to those poor (and poorly drawn) cartoons of Monty Python.

The ensuing conversation went something like this:
Me: “Hello?”
Caller: “Are you married?”
Me: *pause* “No, I am not.”
Caller: “Oh, so you aren’t married.”
Me: “Nope.”
Caller: “Oh, well, I just thought you had a sexy voice.”
Me: *pause* “Ahh. Well, thank you!”
Caller: “Just wanted to call you back and tell you that. Good night”
Me: “Goodnight, then.”

So, ladies and gentlemen, if you were curious as to the pipes of Thursday’s Child, I can now say it has been said that these melancholic pipes of mine produce sound that has been described as nothing less than sexy.

I was completely unaware.

Home Again == No Internet

Well, I came home to lovely Sherman again, and that means that I don’t have reliable Internet. I’m currently leeching internet from my dad’s office, so I can check up on the intarwebs.

There are so many things that have happened recently to blog about, so whenever I’ve got some reliable internet access, I’ll post some more stuffs but, this is what I got for now:

This past Saturday, I spent the day helping my brother grind stumps. That job is about as exciting as it sounds. Basically, the stump grinder is a gigantic, heavy lawnmower-like machine, only instead of blades spinning underneath it, it has a giant grinding wheel sticking vertically out the front. That blade spins, and grinds up stumps left after cutting down trees. To get to that point, though, the trees have to be cut down.

Several months back, my brother had already cut the trees off to a few feet high. So, what we needed to do was cut those off a couple inches from the ground. Sounds easy enough, eh? I grabbed the chainsaw, and after almost cutting my own leg off getting it started, I got going. The engine was revving loudly, the chain was whirring, and adrenaline was flowing. I was man. I had chainsaw. I cut trees. Rowr.

I put the quickly spinning chain up to the wood, and to my surprise, the chain began spewing sylvan shrapnel in every conceivable direction (and some not so conceivable, I think). In a great show of male bravado, I grinned at the carnage. I’m still picking splinters out of my gums.

A little later, I was cutting through yet another stump and I apparently hit a knot, down in the wood. That bit, being harder than the rest of the tree, grabbed the chain and wrenched it from the bar. Much to my chagrin, my carnage-making machine had just been reduced to a paperweight. I grudgingly lugged the saw up to the table to begin the task of reattaching the chain (a task, by the way, I had never done before, but was certain I could accomplish). After a few minutes of admiring the mechanism, I saw how it worked, reattached the chain, and resumed my work.

I got out the the woods, started up the chainsaw again, and off I went. On that first stump after I reattached the chain, I quickly realized that this was much more difficult than it had been previously, and there was a lot of smoke now too. The smoke wasn’t coming from the saw so much as it was the tree. My brother came over, laughing, and informed me that I had put the chain on backwards.

I went to reattach it, the right way, when he said that he was about to take a lunch break, so I went with him. Upon our return, I reattached the chain, correctly, got back to cutting, and then I stacked all the wood up on the firewood holder.

All day, I had a running monologue in my head about how much I hated being out there, how much I was hot, tired, and just wanted to leave. It was hard work, to be sure, and I didn’t like it one bit. But, at the end of the day, as my brother was hopping in his truck to head home, I look back at the woods, and where there used to be a sea of trees, with 2-3 foot tall tree nubs interspersed. Now, there was a nice clean tree line, with just the full trees in place, not too crowded, not too sparse. We’d done well. I was hot, tired, and dirty, but I was mighty proud of the work we’d accomplished that day.

I immediately went home to shower and nap. ’twas a good day, indeed.

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