At work today, the guys got on the subject of child actors and how so many of them ended up messed up. They brought up Seaquest DSV, and Jonathan Brandis from said show.

As we were talking, one of my coworkers looked him up on IMDB, and found out he died in 2003. “How?” one of my coworkers asked. “Says here, he died from injuries resulting from hanging himself.”

“Oh, so he killed himself,” one said. “Not necessarily. It just says he died from injuries from hanging himself, not that he killed himself.”

“Yeah,” I suddenly chime in out of nowhere, “it may have been auto-erotic asphyxiation.”

For some reason, everybody got all awkward after that.