Good Idea: Sending your girlfriend the following text message: “Theme for today: were I a composer, I’d be unable to create so sweet an aria as your voice, so stunning a sonata as your eyes, nor movements so profound as you.”
Bad Idea: Later telling her that you wrote it while you were waiting in line to buy chicken tenders at Wal*Mart.
And for those of you wondering, yes, I come up with “themes” for every day (mostly. I think I may have missed once since I started doing it).
chicken tenders from walmart is one of the greatest meals that you can buy for under $5.
Honestly, some of the cutest things my Clubbers have said have been uttered at Wal*mart or while they were on their way into the dorm bathrooms or right after a massive fart fest. It’s charming… in an extremely backwards way.
Too funny! Definitely stick with the good idea!
And hope your test went well!
Jamie
Jake: They are, indeed, tasty. And cheap.
Rachelskirts: Well, I’ll bear that in mind next time I’m really needing to fart. If I have something incredibly sweet to say right afterward, that makes it totally ok, right?
Jamie: I believe I shall, from now on. Also, the test did go well, I think.
Would it have been better or worse if you had been shopping for something else at the moment, such as toilet paper?
Chicken fingers are so romantic.
Golfwidow: You know, I’m not sure. Maybe next time I’ll try something like that out.
Elisabeth: Hah! I thought so,too.