Golfwidow has coined the phrase “brain confetti” to describe all the random bits of thought that roll around in all of our heads. It seems, though, that these days, all my thoughts are merely brain confetti. For a person so grounded in logic and reason (mostly), that’s extremely bothersome, so here are some of the half-baked ideas that I have rolling around in my head.
My Confettis, let me show you thems:
- If global warming turns out to be true, then we’re pretty much screwed. Good thing I have energy efficient light bulbs.
- I should write something about how I fall asleep when I’m on the phone late at night. Wait, all I can say is “I fall asleep when I’m on the phone late at night.”
- I’m supposed to be writing an English paper. What should I write it on? Does this topic fit the class? What do you mean only 5-7 pages? Ooh, look! These forums are more fun than the paper.
- Is “Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo” really all that offensive? Come on, political correctness. Take a day off.
- 2008 elections are going to suck because there’s not a good candidate.
- What would thanksgiving be like if the traditional food was bear instead?
- Man, I had a great idea for a short story the other night. I should have written that down because I surely don’t remember that anymore.
I could keep going because that’s about how disjointed my thoughts feel all the time, but I figure that’s eclectic enough to sufficiently illustrate the point.
