1. I had a substitute teacher named Mrs. Whitehead once, and I couldn’t stand her because I thought her name was gross.
2. In Preschool, I got my cousin in trouble by talking to him while we were in time out. He told me to be quiet, and the teacher made him stay longer for talking. I never said anything.
3. I criticize people before I listen to what they have to say.
4. Sometimes when I’m on the phone with people, if they’re telling me a boring story, I set the phone down and wait for them to stop talking.
5. Late at night, if I wake up, I have to turn on a light before I can put my feet on the ground. Still. At nearly twenty-one.
sometimes I think about driving off a bridge when I’m driving on one. just to see what it’s like, not because I want to die or hurt myself
Yeah, I’ve always wanted to see a big ramp made out of construction materials just to the side of a bridge so I could ramp half-way off it, rolling my truck so it’d explode in a big fireball just like in the movies. They always come out OK, so that must be the way it happens in real life, right?
I just take the battery out of my phone when people get boring.
I don’t answer phone calls from people I don’t want to talk to. I won’t let them try to bore me.